I'm gonna tell you all the story from my old hometown 'Bout sweet Susie Q, Billy Jean, and Charlie Brown They lived up the hill, in a house of their own And everyone was welcome to their home sweet home They was a real nice family, made you feel so good And everybody liked them in our neighbourhood Every Saturday night they'd fix a barbecue There'd be dancin' and a-singin', always something to do Now late last year on a hot summer day A rock'n'roll band came to town to play They'd heard 'bout our barbecues on Saturday nights They promised to play, Charlie Brown said "Alright" Oh they set up their gear where the turnips grow And 'round eight o'clock, well they had started their show They played some real nice music boy, they sure was good And everyone got dancin' like I knew they would Billy Jean and Charlie Brown and Susie Q Every Saturday night they'd fix a barbecue Billy Jean and Charlie Brown and Susie Q There'd be dancin' and a-singin', and a boogaloo Now Suzy Q got hip to the singer in the band And after a while, they were hand in hand She didn't say a word to her ma or pa She just packed a few things and jumped into his car Later that night, when Charlie Brown found out He got all uptight, now he could scream and shout That dirty, lousy singer took my daughter to bed I'm goin' after that guy, I'm gonna shoot him down dead Now Billy Jean got angry with her Charlie Brown "Well, I got something to say, you just stick around Our Susie Q's a woman, not a child no more And if you don't stop a-hollerin' I'll show you the door And if you come a-knockin' an' a-tryna come in I'll be waitin' for you Charlie, with my rolling pin So just mosy on out to your friends out there Find yourself some whiskey and an empty chair" Billy Jean and Charlie Brown and Susie Q Every Saturday night they'd fix a barbecue Billy Jean and Charlie Brown and Susie Q There'd be dancin' and a-singin', and a boogaloo The months turned to years but still no Susie Q Charlie Brown had trouble with payments overdue When early one morning there's a knock on the door As Billy Jean opened up she nearly fell to the floor Standin' in the doorway was that daughter of theirs Lookin' oh-so-cute, all covered in furs "Hello there ma, long time no see Like you all to meet my husband", so she introduced me! Billy Jean and Charlie Brown and Susie Q Every Saturday night they'd fix a barbecue Billy Jean and Charlie Brown and Susie Q There'd be dancin' and a-singin', and a boogaloo Billy Jean and Charlie Brown and Susie Q Every Saturday night they'd fix a barbecue Billy Jean and Charlie Brown and Susie Q There'd be dancin' and a-singin', and a boogaloo Billy Jean and Charlie Brown and Susie Q Billy Jean and Charlie Brown and Susie Q Billy Jean and Charlie Brown and Susie Q