I want cold and impersonal sex During which I'll be pretending I'm with someone else I only care about my satisfaction I will jerk you around To get as much for myself as I can If you object -- I'll be on my way If you dare to communicate with me after I've let you know Where you stand I will belittle you I will disrespect you with comments That I call 'joking' -- if you don't get it You need to lighten up You will play by my rules And I'm not into telling you what my rules are I'll call you I'll call you I'm very highly evolved I'm very attractive I have a lot of options that I am keeping open So don't expect me to treat you as if You're someone special -- you're not I'll call you I'll call you I'll let you know when it's your turn again Until then, let's be friends I'll call you I'll call you