Got too drunk at the Christmas party
Puked on my dress, shit, I guess I better leave
On the way home, I took a detour
I wanna see you
I wish I never saw
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Get the key from under the mat
Tryin' to find the light, I stumble around
I swear I heard a noise, what's that sound?
Well, that's my best friend, and you're goin' down
It's Christmas once again
But you are fuckin' one of my friends
Well, I hope her candy cunt tastes better than
My undyin' love that won't weather
Yeah, it's Christmas once again
But you're fuckin' one of my friends
Well, I hope her candy cunt tastes better than
My undyin' love that won't weather
I hate her
I hate her
I hate you
This Christmas (woo-hoo!)
Everyone's excited about goin' home
But I am embarrassed to tell my mom
All the Christmas lights and the mistletoe
Are only makin' me feel more alone
All the skater kids are stoned on the hill
Even the goths are filled with goodwill
I head to the bar to see old faces
We're in old streets, but new places
It's Christmas once again
But you're fuckin' one of my friends
Well, I hope her candy cunt tastes better than
My undyin' love that won't weather
Yeah, it's Christmas once again
But you're fuckin' one of my friends
Well, I hope her candy cunt tastes better than
My undyin' love that won't weather
I hate her
I hate her
I hate you
This Christmas
Well, I guess there's other girls you fucked
Well, I guess that means you really suck
Well, I hope you feel alone this Christmas
You can say goodbye to this 'cause
You know I'm never comin' back
It's Christmas once again
But you're fuckin' one of my friends
Well, I hope her candy cunt tastes better than
My undyin' love that won't weather
Yeah, it's Christmas once again
But you're fuckin' one of my friends
Well, I hope her candy cunt tastes better than
My undyin' love that won't weather
I hate her
I hate her
I hate you
This Christmas