I listened to the angel on my shoulder Should've listened to the devil (devil) Wanted to prove being human but now I call morals into question (question) Funny, you're bad at talking But were so good, so good at talking me into your bullshit If you were an object It would be a walking warning sign (sign) Overestimate yourself by 30% Hilarious you call yourself a three percent man When would just a harness fix a kid with no plan? And a short attention span Should've been a dick to you Grabbed you by the balls and been a bitch to you Girls go to hell when they're nice to you Bad worlds don't mind Just shush, shush, shush Should've been a dick to you Grabbed you by the balls and been a bitch to you Girls go to hell when they're nice to you Bad ones don't mind Just shush, shush, shush So now you miss me But doesn't mean all my body's company Screwing up your sheets, change the suites and leave 'Cause you're craving sex, tendency And then your lips sinking like that ship thinking You're proper being cold but start to cry when I go home If you were friends with benefits Guess you better fuck your shrink Should've been a dick to you Grabbed you by the balls and been a bitch to you Girls go to hell when they're nice to you Bad ones don't mind Just shush, shush, shush Should've been a dick to you Grabbed you by the balls and been a dick to you Girls go to hell when they're nice to you Bad ones don't mind Just shush, shush, shush You're proper being cold but start to cry when I go home If you were friends with benefits Guess you better fuck your shrink Should've been a dick to you Dick, dick, dick, dick to you Yeah should've been a dick to you Dick, dick, dick, dick to you