London bridge and with our land of pain I'm thinking "Oh my God, this can't be happening." Looking backwards, I can see a trend It's gonna be a mess that we can never mend I'll try the best I can But it might give you hell Cause I will break your heart, But while we're at the start, she said, While we're at the start, let's pretend That we'll never be apart and I will break your heart in the end If you want, I could put on a show For all our friends to see, yeah they don't need to know And when it falls apart it will be no surprise I hope your Oxbridge education serves you well I'll try the best I can But it might give you hell I will break your heart in the end But while we're at the start, she said, While we're at the start, let's pretend Oh, I hope your Oxbridge education serves you well I'll try the best I can But i know I'll give you hell Cause I will break your heart,