In the sixties I wrote about four hundred songs Before anybody even paid any attention And they, they fit into two categories They were my, my protest songs Which, I was known as Gaypin Chapin in those days And uh, in my, my protest songs had the implications behind them If only the world was as truly wonderful as I am There'd be no problems and somehow these didn't go over very well And then I had my cool, macho stud ballads These were songs rather Disparately intended to get someone of the opposite sex Horizontal for an extended period of time with me And uh, I will demonstrate Why you never heard of me in the sixties Alright, this is one verse of one song of that The cool, macho stud period, okay ♪ I've had pretty women in my days Yeah, those long haired beauties Simply rained in my way I treat 'em right and they just love me more And when they gave me trouble I just show them the door I'm a dirty old man and I don't give a damn ♪ Where were you guys during the sixties, man I needed you