In the sixties I wrote about four hundred songs
Before anybody even paid any attention
And they, they fit into two categories
They were my, my protest songs
Which, I was known as Gaypin Chapin in those days
And uh, in my, my protest songs had the implications behind them
If only the world was as truly wonderful as I am
There'd be no problems and somehow these didn't go over very well
And then I had my cool, macho stud ballads
These were songs rather
Disparately intended to get someone of the opposite sex
Horizontal for an extended period of time with me
And uh, I will demonstrate
Why you never heard of me in the sixties
Alright, this is one verse of one song of that
The cool, macho stud period, okay
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I've had pretty women in my days
Yeah, those long haired beauties
Simply rained in my way
I treat 'em right and they just love me more
And when they gave me trouble
I just show them the door
I'm a dirty old man and I don't give a damn
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Where were you guys during the sixties, man
I needed you