You can give a horse a buckfast
But you'll never see me drink
I've been there and I've done that
And I've stepped back from the brink
Why will you not drink the booze
Is there something wrong with you
You know you used to be cool
Now we won't hang out with you
I don't want to pass out on pub toilet floors again
Or not remember the start of my set by the end
I don't want to have to leave the stage to go be sick
It was funny for a while but now I am done with it
You can give a horse a buckfast
But you'll never see me drink
I've been there and I've done that
And I've stepped back from the brink
Are your choices meant as shade
Do you mock our drinking ways
What has made you act so strange
Do not expect us to change
I don't want to pass out on pub toilet floors again
Or not remember the start of my set by the end
I don't want to have to leave the stage to go be sick
It was funny for a while but now I am done with it
You can give a horse a buckfast
But you'll never see me drink
I've been there and I've done that
And I've stepped back from the brink
You can give a horse a buckfast
But you'll never see me drink
I've been there and I've done that
And I've stepped back from the brink