I might have put on a couple of pounds
I want to be triangle but am round
I can feel my trousers tearing
I bought them special, supposed to be hard wearing
I know precisely what the problem is
I consume in massive quantities
I need fuel to give me energy
That excuse does not even fool me
I lift because I'm large
I'm large because I lift
I think I have been cursed to be
A perpetual unit
I lift because I'm large
I'm large because I lift
I think I have been cursed to be
A perpetual unit
Shake, protein shake, eggs, chips and gravy
Gotta fuel up cos it's getting heavy
Belt is creaking, jeans are getting tight
Mass increasing. Guts are sexy, right
I lift because I'm large
I'm large because I lift
I think I have been cursed to be
A perpetual unit
I lift because I'm large
I'm large because I lift
I think I have been cursed to be
A perpetual unit
No I don't, no I don't wanna go
Don't wanna go and do any cardio
No I don't, no I don't wanna go
Don't wanna go and do any cardio
No I don't, no I don't wanna go
Don't wanna go and do any cardio
No I don't, no I don't wanna go
Don't wanna go and do any cardio
I lift because I'm large
I'm large because I lift
I think I have been cursed to be
A perpetual unit
I lift because I'm large
I'm large because I lift
I think I have been cursed to be
A perpetual unit
I lift because I'm large
I'm large because I lift
I think I have been cursed to be
A perpetual unit
I lift because I'm large
I'm large because I lift
I think I have been cursed to be
A perpetual unit