If I had a spaceship well that would rule
I would fly round the galaxy just looking cool
We could cruise around just having adventures
No one would tell us what we could do
No gods no masters just spaceships and blasters
Nothing would matter but me and my crew
With no one trying to rule us we'd be happy we'd be free
We would not be leaderless the captain I would be
If my crew did not like it I would put them over my knee
And this is what they would say to me
Captain me, captain me, space daddy
Captain me, captain me, space daddy
Captain me, captain me, space daddy
Captain me, captain me, space daddy
I got distracted this isn't a sex thing
It's not a sex thing don't look at me like that
I just want to imagine being a space captain
Facing adversity and fighting through it
And if that means wearing a sexy uniform
Then yes, I would be amenable to it
Don't claim that you can't see it please do not play dumb
A warp nacelle possesses an inherent eroticism
And I just think we should explore the possibilities
Afforded to us by zero g
Captain me, captain me, space daddy
Captain me, captain me, space daddy
Captain me, captain me, space daddy
Captain me, captain me, space daddy
There is only one rule you must know
When I give the order you will make it so
Only one rule you must know
When I give the order you will make it so
Captain me, captain me, space daddy
Captain me, captain me, space daddy
Captain me, captain me, space daddy
Captain me, captain me, space daddy
Captain me, captain me, space daddy
Captain me, captain me, space daddy
Captain me, captain me, space daddy
Captain me, captain me, space daddy