Gammons shooting game for sport
Leave voters with blue passports
Gamergaters, right-wing losers
Spineless domestic abusers
Laughing landlords leeching rent
The entire UK government
Profit seekers in healthcare
Every single billionaire
I hope your next shit's a hedgehog
I hope it comes out backwards
But not a real hedgehog
You should be kind to hedgehogs
Mirthless loser Linehan
Unholy queen of terfs Joanne
Queerphobic punks with tedious songs
The royal family's sweat-free nonce
Tech bros with their NFTs
Transphobes in the BBC
Anti vaxxers spreading rot
Every cop, every cop
I hope your next shit's a hedgehog
I hope it comes out backwards
But not a real hedgehog
You should be kind to hedgehogs
I have a hedgehog friend
Living in my garden
I call him Mr Crunchy
Because I hear him eating
I made a little shelter
That is where I feed him
He deserves my kindness
He deserves my kindness
I hope your next shit's a hedgehog
I hope it comes out backwards
But not a real hedgehog
You should be kind to hedgehogs
I hope your next shit's a hedgehog
I hope it comes out backwards
But not a real hedgehog
You should be kind to hedgehogs