(Yeah, verse one) Do your ears hang low? Do they wobble to and fro? Can you tie 'em in a knot? Can you tie 'em in a bow? Can you throw them over your shoulder Like a continental soldier? Do your ears hang low? Alright (Verse two) Does your nose stick out? Do you have a giant snout? When you go to turn around quick Do people duck and shout? Every time you need to sneeze Do your neighbors feel a breeze? Does your nose stick out? Oh yeah Does your nose stick out? Oh yeah Well, if you look funny, that's okay Everyone is funny looking in their own way And if you look funny, that's okay 'Cause everyone is funny looking in their own way ♪ (Do your ears hang low?) (Do they wobble to and fro?) (Can you tie them in a knot?) (Can you tie them in a bow?) (Do your ears hang low?) (Do they wobble to and fro?) Do your feet stick out Even farther than your snout? Do people trip a mile away? When you try to walk about? And never have your size of shoe And they're really stinky, too Do your feet stick out? Do your feet stick out? Are your feet kind of stinky? Well you should wash them in the sinky That's right (Yeah) Do your ears hang low? Do they wobble to and fro? Does your nose stick out? Do you have a giant snout? Do your ears hang low? Can you tie them in a bow? Those are really nice canoes I'm sorry, I didn't realize they're your shoes (Do your ears hang low?) Do your ears hang low? Do they wobble to and fro? Can you tie them in a knot? Can you tie them in a bow?