Things went wrong today Bad news came my way I woke up to find A wire had blew my mind Western Union man Bad news in his hand Knocking at my door Selling me the score Fifteen cents a word to read A telegram I didn't need Says she doesn't care no more Think I'll throw it on the floor Got your cable just to day Killed my groove, I've got to say - ay Western Union Duh-dit-duh-dit-duh, duh-dit-duh-dit-duh Duh-dit-duh-dit-duh, duh-dit-duh-dit-duh Duh-dit-duh-dit-duh, duh-dit-duh-dit-duh Duh-dit-duh-dit-duh, duh-dit-duh-dit-duh Now you've gone away, and How it's sad to say you've gone Duh-dit-duh-dit-duh, duh-dit-duh-dit-duh Duh-dit-duh-dit-duh, duh-dit-duh-dit-duh I remember what they said Now I'm going out of my head Duh-dit-duh-dit-duh, duh-dit-duh-dit-duh Duh-dit-duh-dit-duh, duh-dit-duh-dit-duh Telegram just had to say You've learned your lesson all the way - ay [BREAK] Telegram just had to say You've learned your lesson all the way - ay Western Union Duh-dit-duh-dit-duh, duh-dit-duh-dit-duh Duh-dit-duh-dit-duh, duh-dit-duh-dit-duh Duh-dit-duh-dit-duh, duh-dit-duh-dit-duh Duh-dit-duh-dit-duh, duh-dit-duh-dit-duh I'll be on my way, 'cause There's another girl for me Duh-dit-duh-dit-duh, duh-dit-duh-dit-duh Duh-dit-duh-dit-duh, duh-dit-duh-dit-duh I'll be sure of her, and Things will be as they were Duh-dit-duh-dit-duh, duh-dit-duh-dit-duh Duh-dit-duh-dit-duh, duh-dit-duh-dit-duh Oh, Western Union (duh-dit-duh-dit-duh) Oh, Western Union (duh-dit-duh-dit-duh) Oh, Western Union (duh-dit-duh-dit-duh) Oh, Western Union (duh-dit-duh-dit-duh) Oh, Western Union (duh-dit-duh-dit-duh) [FADE...]