I woke this morning I went downstairs to find a note It said she's leaving I felt all my dreams had come at once She took my clothes My passport and my papers And then she told my darkest secrets To the neighbors 'Cause when she left, she wasn't alone Somebody else had taken my throne Was it a man or could I be wrong? It was a woman who looked just like James Bond And when I find them I'll wish them both the best of luck Before I do that I'll put the cyanide in their lunch She took my clothes My passport and my papers And then she told my darkest secrets To the neighbors 'Cause when she left, she wasn't alone Somebody else had taken my throne Was it a man or could I be wrong? It was a woman who looked just like James Bond