She would sell anything, even herself Motorway services, she gets her fix He's a thief, steals from his family Steals from his neighbours' terraced houses All the MP3s and the exercise machines and the DVD players That they take to Cash Converters, Cash Converters Gone in an instant Buys it from an ice-cream van And when the smack hits He could be anyone On the other hand, there's Jeremy Likes to play Bagatelle with his terminally ill mother Watches from the window in the end terraced house Sees them at work where they try to sell him Amplifiers and some cheap guitars, televisions That they take to Cash Converters, Cash Converters Gone in an instant Puts them in the back of his blue van And when the hammer blow hits He could be anyone He turns them into happy clowns And plays with them until they rot He prayed for forgiveness But not for himself Then he goes upstairs (then he goes upstairs) With a cup of tea (with a cup of tea) For his dying mother (for his dying mother) And for a while he feels free (and for a while he feels free) All the MP3s and the exercise machines and the DVD players That they take to Cash Converters, Cash Converters And all the amplifiers and the cheap guitars, televisions That they take to Cash Converters, Cash Converters