[Instrumental:] Saw a picture in the paper* My baby, and her husband to be Ceremony is on Sunday Honeymoon in Waikiki She was smiling like a float in a parade Happiness written all over her face I knew someday she'd move on Man it didn't take her long How'd it come to this? She's in Heaven, I'm in Hell I'd love to wish her well But I hate how happy she is How happy she is I knew she wouldn't break down After we broke up But I thought she'd take a moment To shed a tear or two for us She don't seem to miss me at all And it's driving me up the wall I knew someday she'd move on Man it didn't take her long How'd it come to this? She's in Heaven, I'm in Hell I'd love to wish her well But I hate how happy she is How happy she is Why can't she be (Why can't she be) As miserable as me (Miserable as me) I knew someday she'd move on Man it didn't take her long How'd it come to this? She's in Heaven, I'm in Hell I'd love to wish her well Come to think of it Spiteful as it sounds I hope it all comes crashing down Right on top of her and him She's in Heaven, I'm in Hell I'd love to wish her well But I hate how happy she is How happy she is