You read Heat magazine You want to see what's going on In the world where you believe It's where you want to belong You look at what not to wear You look at their make up and how they do their hair You are not them they are not you So stop trying to do it how they do It's the glossy magazines and the tabloid thugs That bully you to diets and taking drugs If you tried individuality You may get by more happily Tabloid Queen Tabloid Queen You believe what you read Even though it may not be true We all fall into that trap sometimes But you cannot let it continue You question who you are Questions whether you'll make it that far Where you won't have to wear a wonder bra Cuz your breasts will be paid for by your footballer It's the glossy magazines and the tabloid thugs That bully you to diets and taking drugs If you tried individuality You may get by more happily Try it Tabloid Queen Tabloid Queen Tabloid Queen The Tabloid Queen She's already messed up She's only seventeen It's yet to be seen if she'll carry on hanging on the tabloid scene She's so far to gone so much to grow but she needs to know How to be herself Tabloid Queen Tabloid Queen Tabloid Queen Tabloid Queen