J-Town: My Mama only gave me two things in life that were true An addictive personality and a guitar that was blue Fucker was tall and blonde and sorta slim And I'd never seen a boy as purdy as him He had tattoos and a lot of charm And I liked the way it felt in that asshat's arms I've got the blue guitar blues I feel so fuckin' used I've got the blue guitar blues That guitar was from my Mama you douche Quicksilver boy he stole my heart He told me that we'd never be apart Shitbag wanted to be a big rockstar And then he stole my goddamn mother fuckin' blue guitar I've got the blue guitar blues I feel so fuckin' used I've got the blue guitar blues That guitar was from my Mama you douche Didn't mind that your nose was the size of a truck Or the fact that you were a mediocre fuck We listen to JoJo and cuddled all night You make me wanna be a dirty twat lickin' dyke I've got the blue guitar blues I feel so fuckin' used I've got the blue guitar blues That guitar was from my Mama you douche So I slept with all you friends and I sued your ass I blogged about your tiny penis and your lack of class Bet your parents had no idea they'd make Such a cock suckin' mother fuckin' big mistake I've got the blue guitar blues I feel so fuckin' used I've got the blue guitar blues That guitar was from my Mama you douche I've got the blue guitar blues I feel so fuckin' used I've got the blue guitar blues That guitar was from my Mama you dooooouche