I still get my home town's little paper every week
The back page tells me who's engaged and I always peek
Last Sunday when I looked and I saw your face
Smiling with that little cunt you call your fiancée
It was more than I could take
You said you were ready for commitment
I said you can go and eat a dick then
How can you tell her you love her
Til death do you part
When just three months ago
You broke my heart
You and Julie are getting married late in June
Well does she know her hubby is the biggest shitbag in Boone
And that even when you cheated I acted with class
I said that it was mutual when people asked
I should have kicked your panty ass
You said you were ready for commitment
I said you can go and eat a dick then
How can you tell her you love her
Til death do you part
When just three months ago
You broke my heart
I hope you're happy
I hope she's great
Have tons of babies
A perfect mate
Then you'll cheat on her
And you'll divorce
You'll die alone
Filled with remorse
No I'm not bitter, I'm just fine
And I'm not just saying this because it rhymes
I faked it everytime
You said you were ready for commitment
I said you can go and eat a dick then
How can you tell her you love her
Til death do you part
When just three months ago
You broke my heart
It was only three months ago
You broke my heart
It was only three months ago
You broke my heart
It was only three months ago
You broke my heart
It was only three months ago
You broke my heart