I know that I love you, I just don't know how I got a lot of things to figure out Xander took a hit, coulda had me split Could have been me, could have been happy If I could split myself in two Half of me could do slayer stuff And the other half could stay right here with you But you know it's true I wouldn't change it if I could Being half of me would only be half as good Imagine our life in some normal town Where the only big bad is my little sister, instead of a Hellmouth Wouldn't have to fight our way home, when you'd take me out Could have been me, could have been happy If I could split myself in two Half of me would do Buffy stuff And the other half would slay the whole night through But I know it's true You wouldn't change it if you could Having half of me would only be half as good On the other hand Half of Xander ain't half bad But the other half could use a bath And all together, he's the best friend you could have