This is my moonshine rhyme You know I stay drunk most all of the time I say goodbye to the world and I guzzle again Kick back, relax drinking with my friends Here's a seat, sit down and have a drink Vibe with me for a moment, taste and tell me what you think I love liquor, love beer, wine gets me almost there But the shine from the moon makes a rainy sky clear No matter what you get me through the dark times Only damn problem is that I do love her too much Can't put her down, always there for me in the clutch Ain't no wrong about it, keep it strong, I know that I must She the goods, need the perfection, the perfect selection Crafted by my hand and you won't see no protesting Cause all the neighbours know I make a mean batch They swill it down the hatch and I politely say Friends and family take a shot for me Toast to good times, thank God with me Pour one up for those that passed away Have a couple more, we getting drunk today Everyday's a Friday, the Saturdays are my day Make the magic potion, really stock my supply Why would I lie? I speak easy at my speakeasy But you can't order what the other saloons provide It don't compare to what I'm cracking off, now I stare Ain't no pill, try to feel copping the high This is the real deal, be no faking Surrounded by the souls of the desert where I forever reside We never die, we staying pickled to the pores Slowly functioning, sharing all the good times of yores ? Pretending? tall-tale sipping, we ain't tripping