Sittin' in a sleazy snack-bar suckin' Sickly sausage rolls Slippin' down slowly Slippin' down sideways Think I'll sign off the dole Chorus: 'Cause the fog on the Tyne is all mine, all mine The fog on the Tyne is all mine The fog on the Tyne is all mine, all mine The fog on the Tyne is all mine Could a copper catch a crooked coffin maker Could a copper comprehend That a crooked coffin maker is just an undertaker who Undertakes to be a friend Chorus: 'Cause the fog on the Tyne is all mine, all mine The fog on the Tyne is all mine The fog on the Tyne is all mine, all mine The fog on the Tyne is all mine Tell the truth tomorrow Today will take it's time to Tell you what tonight will bring, Presently we'll have a pint or two together Everybody do their thing We can swing together We can have a wee wee We can have a wet on the wall If someone slips a whisper That his simple sister slapped them down And they slavered on their smalls Chorus: 'Cause the fog on the Tyne is all mine, all mine The fog on the Tyne is all mine The fog on the Tyne is all mine, all mine The fog on the Tyne is all mine Chorus: 'Cause the fog on the Tyne is all mine, all mine The fog on the Tyne is all mine The fog on the Tyne is all mine, all mine The fog on the Tyne is all mine