I went down to the tavern Just to get myself a beer They said "If you're waitin' for your old lady She's already been here!" I said "No, no, man She's home cookin' for the kids!" The whole place started laughin' Son, you get a load of this: I think you're foolin' me I think you're foolin' me Hey baby I think you're foolin' me Now you say you got a part-time job Well it sure seems funny You're workin' every evenin' I ain't never seen no money And when you get home You say you're tired and need your rest Your blouse buttoned crooked woman And you're hair's in a mess I think you're foolin' me I think you're foolin' me Now hey baby I think you're foolin' me Now you get up in the mornin' You don't talk to me, you just run Say you're goin' down to the Tupperware party Where the girls are havin' fun You leave at 9 in the morning Come back at 12 at night I don't need no Ph.D., woman To know somethin' just ain't right I think you're foolin' me I think you're foolin' me Now hey baby I think you're foolin' me