Because I am hard, you will not like me But the more you hate me The more you will learn Now get up! Get on your feet! Bullshit! I can't hear you! Bullshit! I still can't hear you! Are you about to call me an asshole? Do you suck dicks? Are you a peter puffer? Bullshit! I'll bet you can suck a golfball through a garden hose I'll be watching you Who's the slimy little communist shit, twinkle-toed cocksucker down here who just signed his own death warrant? Now I'm gonna give you three seconds Exactly three fucking seconds! Or I will gouge out your eyeballs And skullfuck you! One, two, three! Argh! That's enough Get on your feet! You little scumbag! I got your name I got your ass! You will not laugh You will not cry You will learn by the numbers I will teach you Now get up, get on your feet Well, any fucking time, sweetheart! You had best unfuck yourself or I will unscrew your head and shit down your neck! Listen up Get on your feet! Out-fucking-standing! I will PT you all until you fucking die! Fuck you up Now get up Get on your feet!