Its the second time this month
That I'm gonna call in sick
But I fucking hate this job
So I don't give a shit
I'm severely underpaid
And my boss's fucking joke
So, I'll just call in sick
When I do not wanna go
Man, I'm fucking sick
And I cannot go to work today
My stomach fucking hurts
And I think I'm gonna spew
I'm gonna sit around
And fuckin watch the tube allday
I'm gonna call in sick
Yeah that's what I'm gonna do
My visions fucking blurred
And I keep on throwing up
My speech is fucking slurred
And I spilled my fucking cup
Bubbles in my tummy
And nasty fucking gas
It's like a fucking plumber
Made a fountain out my ass
Man, I'm fucking sick
And I cannot go to work today
My stomach fucking hurts
And I think I'm gonna spew
I'm gonna sit around
And fuckin watch the tube allday
I'm gonna call in sick
Yeah that's what I'm gonna do
I'm gonna have the bestest day
Watching silly shows
Cartoons are in the morning
Thn some smut to quell my jones
Fucking cable news then
Some primetime drama stuff
If everything goes well
I may use these sick days up
Man, I'm fucking sick
And I cannot go to work today
My stomach fucking hurts
And I think I'm gonna spew
I'm gonna sit around
And fuckin watch the tube allday
I'm gonna call in sick
Yeah that's what I'm gonna do