Meet me in Cork Meet me in Dublin But whatever you do don't ask about my husband I'll meet you in Spain I'll meet you in France But whatever you don't ask about my romance And if it's late and my breath is stinking Don't criticize my smoking and my drinking And if it's late and my mind is spacing Don't ask about what kind of pills I'm taking Meet me in Leeds Meet me in London Whatever you do don't ask about my children Meet me in brighton Meet me in Yorkshire But don't ask me about my job as a middle school counsellor And if it's late and my heart is hearting Don't ask about what's under my skin lurking And if it's late and my eyes are tearing Don't try to lift me up or give me any cheering Sophia Meet me in prague or Istanbul But whatever you do don't ever show up at my funeral I'd meet you in Detroit or even Winnipeg But whatever you do don't ever show up at my work And if I'm gone and you don't hear from me, whatever you do don't ever dare phone me And if I'm gone and you don't hear from me, I hope there's something good you'll remember about me Sophia