I'm gonna sell out I'm gonna sell drugs Im gonna break even 'Cause I'm dumb I'm gonna get smart Quit makin' art And make money I'm greedy I hate everybody And I've lost all my friends 'Cause I'm large and in charge But I'm rich And I'm fake And I'm tryin' too hard I wanna make war I don't wanna make peace I want pieces of people and things Cause I'm evil like that I got tricks up my sleeves Cause I'm evil like that I got tricks up my sleeves My wifey wants out She said she don't love me All of our children are mean And they're ugly They take after me They take after daddy I pour me a drink And pretend that I'm happy I couldn't care less My life is a mess I guess it's the stress Of a great big success I got nothin' to show I'm dyin' alone I'm wishin' that someone Would pick up the phone Cause I'm evil like that I got tricks up my sleeves Cause I'm evil like that I got tricks up my sleeves Well, pull out my tongue And the words that don't belong Do it for me, please And tear out my eyes Now, that I hate what I see Do it for me, please.