Went to Spoons the other day Get something to eat I had little money Thought 'fuck it, my treat' I sat down outside Sun blinding my eyes Went up to the bar And ordered a pint The man sat behind me Was there with his dog Well, Spoons man weren't happy And told him 'fuck off' 'We have a zero dog policy' 'But I'm not inside' 'I don't make the rules' And he left, and he cried