You cynical bitch Everything you did was just fictional Now climb upon your Unico-o-o-o-o-rn Yes I insist Frankly I will give it a miss this time I'm finishing off this fight with Tho-o-o-o-o-or The Kraken's afraid To take a bath in case he gets made to pose Be careful you'll splash your Minot-au-au-au-aur Writer Protagonist Day-player Writer Protagonist Day-player You are a master of stretching the truth too far You've got a lot to learn You are a master of stretching the truth too far You've got a lot to learn You are a master of stretching the truth too far All night long I've been listening to this shit all night long Like Rumpelstiltskin you're spinning your yarn And you're a master of stretching it far It's closer to dawn, uncontrollable yawning At every single thing you're saying I'll be no pawn in your sophistry game You lie so much that you pants are aflame Just like the boy Who cried wolf Your lies will engulf Everything that you are You've gone way too far You've gone way too far Wax your Legs to See the sheen Anything To Cause A Scene Poseidon Your craic is wetter Now we'll see Whose story is better