Sometimes I wish I was a Blue Job, up in the sky.
I wouldn't have to walk if I could fly.
But, I'll be a Brown Job until I die.
With ten years to go in the RLI.
The Sergeant that signed me up,
Had a face like the back of a truck.
A tatoo on each knee,
And legs like a Mugla tree.
And the Medic that did my test,
He left me standing in my vest,
And then when I didn't see.
He stamped me with a TAP.
Sometimes I wish I was a Blue Job, up in the sky.
I wouldn't have to walk if I could fly.
But, I'll be a Brown Job until I die.
With ten years to go in the RLI.