(Peanut):
The days are growing shorter
And the nights are growing colder
We know Santa's on his way
We can't wait another day
I want a brand new skateboard and a scooter too
Because to operate them, you only need one shoe
(Achmed)
I would like some dynamite and some nitro too
Don't care what Santa brings me
As long as it has a fuse
(Bubba J)
When I fight with the Mrs.
There's no place to hide
So my Christmas wishes a brand new double wide
(All)
Sleigh bells, sleigh bells such a joyest sound
Everyone has a special wish when Santa comes to town
(Walter)
I wish weren't so sunny
I prefer December gloom
(Peanut)
But there's plenty of snow for everyone
In Guitar Guys dressing room
(Achmed)
I want a voice box and some lungs
So I can scream and shout
(Peanut)
And some skin to wrap him in
So they don't fall out
(Jose)
I've been the prefect pepper
As good as I can be
(Peanut)
You'll be the perfect angel
When we stick you on the tree ha!
(All)
Sleigh bells, sleigh bells such a joyest sound
Everyone has a special wish when Santa comes to town
(Music Break)
(Peanut)
I need a matching tennis shoe
(Achmed)
I need a pair of ears
(Walter)
I wish this song was over
(Bubba J)
I could use another beer
(Peanut)
I want a stack of money
(Bubba J)
Wanna win a NASCAR race
(Walter)
If I sit here any longer
I'll need Preperation H
(All)
Sleigh bells, sleigh bells such a joyest sound
Everyone has a special wish when Christmas rolls around
And Santa comes to town
(Bubba J)
That was good
(Walter)
Shut up