Saturday morning in Southall Broaway
So many glory's in store
Saucepans and Saris and scented candles
Hoovers and holdalls with dented handles
Bangles and Bangra and more
What else are Saturdays for
What else are Saturdays for
Saturday morning in Southalls bazi
Gitu and glitter and more
Carna and clutter and clothes and clatter
Chillies, gepaties and chips and chatter
Girls who like dressing like boys
Just some of Saturdays joys
Just some of Saturdays joys
Home free in UB2
Heres where the World comes to sell
Orange Jalepies or pink shampoo
We got the answer for all of you
Searching for bargins both old and new
Bring cash
And a fine tooth comb
Find a treasure for every home
In UB2
In UB2
Ahhh Ahhh Ahhhhhhhhhh
And it's a little bit Punjab
Hey!
And a little bit UK
Brup!
A little splash of safron
On a backdrop of grey
Cause the skys are like clay
From September to May
Shanu
Shanu
In UB2
Saturday morning in Southall market
Wishing this World wasn't mine
Dreaming of somewhere where being other
Doesn't encour the wrath of your mother
Somewhere where people don't mind
When we stay out after nine
When we stay out after nine
Homegrown in UB2
In UB2
Welcome to teenager hell
This is the world with the worst taboo
And all of the stuff they won't let you do
Could feel the menelium dome
It's a wonder we still come home
To UB2
Too little discaplin in UB2
Too little privacy in UB2
Too many layabouts
Too many relatives
Too little sunshine
Too many foregeners
Well it's true
Home brew for UB2
For UB2
Heres to the people who dwell
Deep in the heart of the oven to
Home to the fortunate not so few
For Paris or...
It's Home
We're at Home
She's at Home
He's at Home
We're at Home
At UB2
In UB2