Alice you're as strange as ever
Cause whenever you come on by
You welcome me over your shoulder
Then you hang me out to dry
Are you mean because it's in your nature?
For me it's kind of hard to tell
The boys say "can't you see she hates you?"
I think you're lonely as a cheap motel
But in your eyes
Tell me what I see
Just a hint of love
Peeking out at me
I don't care how small
Just a little taste
Might not be for me at all
But Alice don't let it go to waste
Alice you would walk for miles
For the chance to put me in my place
Beg me to come a little closer
Then you tell me I'm a big disgrace
Your mama was a double martini
And your daddy gave up wearing clothes
Now you're as cold as the Artic Circle
Living where nobody goes
But in your eyes
Tell me what I see
Just a hint of love
Peeking out at me
I don't care how small
Just a little taste
Might not be for me at all
But Alice don't let it go to waste
You start and won't stop laughing
When I try to hold you tight
I think you're as lonely as a Sunday morning
That's never had a Saturday night