Ladies and gentlemen Live from Pibloktoq Arena The mythical match-up of the millennium On the left From the Pacific North-West Nine feet standing tall Six hundred and fifty pounds of muscle A redwood planted in the octagon It's Sasquatch - Bigfoot He's a mountain man and a man mountain And on my right From Himalayan Heights Two and three quarter meters high Two hundred and ninety-five Kilograms of might Dinner plate hands and piercing eyes It's Yeti - Abominable Snowman Another mountain man man mountain Proto-humans go! And tonight Under the lights Clash of monumental might Who's the best? East or West? Who is mightiest? East and West? They're both the best When it comes down to mightiness