Here's another transmission with annoying information Another dispatch from a far away nation Look out man here it comes again Another shitload of misery and pain You'd better turn off the news You'd better turn off the news You'd better turn off the news You'd better turn off the news I saw my neighbors on the news today They didn't look well in fact I think they were dead Here's a report at the scene of crime Woah we're really living in violent times You'd better turn off the news You'd better turn off the news You'd better turn off the news You'd better turn off the news This is reality speaking we've got news on the air Sorry but we're all out of good news today Here's another news flash you can do without So put on your shades and turn the music up loud You'd better turn off the news You'd better turn off the news You'd better turn off the news You'd better turn off the news You'd better turn off the news You'd better turn off the news You'd better turn off the news You'd better turn off the news