Midnight Patty Wack Guess I'm alone I just got my heart broke over the phone Said I was too typical Too basic But there you were everyday wearing your ASICS Saw your friends at that bar downtown You were there drinking all of the rounds Talking to a girl but you were da-da-da-drunk Couldn't keep your balance love it was like a bump Your buddies had to pull you up off the girl and That's when I knew I was happy you weren't in my world I could spot your body dancing in a crowd Screaming at the waitress way too loud You want another drink but you e been turned down If your momma saw you she wouldn't be too proud Mirror mirror on the wall loser on the bar crawl Puking your guts out dooping in the bathroom stall Not even sorry what you did to me True colors baby now I see Some women was performing pulled you up on stage Doesnt even know you're like a third of her age Trying to do karaoke but you can't coordinate Sober or not you can't communicate Looking at your phone like your stone cold Waiting for your Uber to come take you home Suddenly you pass out on the table But then expect to make sure your vitals are stable He's out He's out He's out