Welcome, welcome, one and all This place is so filthy, why stay here at all? Why rest in a place so painfully small? There's nothing to dazzle, no spark of enthrall Who let this tavern become such a bore? Rarely does an inn have so little in store But what if I told you there's so much more? Let me show you a place I simply adore ♪ Tired while traveling? I've got just the stay Your own cozy cabin in the Rail-Away The train never stops, you may go as you please And everything's fine 'long as you pay their fees But we can't stay too long now just as before And I could be wrong, is that blood on the floor? Looks like we aren't welcome, you can't ride for cheap Let's venture on forward to the oceans deep ♪ Well, the Drunken Treasure's a haven below But where it is exactly, I'll never know Oh, and don't be surprised by what lurks on outside And really, don't fight it, believe me, I've tried Let's all take a breather, we'll hope for the best The first round's on me but you'll pay for the rest I hope that this tavern hasn't left you bored Next up is a place that is fit for a lord Follow my lead to the Watering Hole Just know that the fog is always on patrol This tavern's my favorite, it's got its own band And they're always more than happy to lend me a hand ♪ Welcome, welcome, one and all Come visit these taverns, come and have a ball Why settle for less, and why settle for small? It's your game to play, why not come try 'em all?