Johnny you're a candy jar
A blaze with fireballs
Johnny you're a candy jar
A blaze with fireballs
Well ain't nothin' the matter
Just don't let your glass jaw shatter
Johnny you're a candy jar
A blaze with fireballs
Johnny don't you beat me with your black licorice stick
Johnny don't you whip me with your long licorice whip
Smoking candy cigarettes
Is about as bad as baby gets
So Johnny don't you beat me with your black licorice stick
I'm just a kid in a candy shop
My sticky fingers linger
Because they just can't stop
My mama says the candy spoils my appetite
But he's the candy man that's gonna treat me right
Now Johnny if your sweet the teeth will fall from my head
Johnny if your sweet the teeth will fall from my head
Ain't nothing like a sucker
To make me want to pucker
Johnny if your sweet the teeth will fall from my head
Johnny says green apples give you belly aches and hives
Johnny says green apples give you belly aches and hives
But nothin' cures my stutter
Like Johnny's apple butter
Johnny is my candy boy until the day he dies