When I saw her it was love at first sight Her hair was blonde and her jeans were tight So how about tonight? She said she didn't know Too much about me or my dating history She said no and she's sorry Why can't you go out with me? Why can't you go out with me? Why can't you go out with me? I've waited, oh, so long And I'm thinking something's wrong So I decided to one day go and drop by To feel her up and just say, "Hi" So how about tonight? She gave me the same no as before Don't understand it anymore Her father showed me the door Why can't you go out with me? Why can't you go out with me? Why can't you go out with me? I've waited oh so long And I'm thinking something's wrong Do you think she'll wanna go? Truthfully no I hear she's on the rag What a drag She said she's grounded Dude, I doubt it On top of that she's sick Bullshit Why can't you go out with me? Why can't you go out with me? Why can't you go out with me? I've waited, oh, so long Why can't you go out with me? Why can't you go out with me? Why can't you go out with me? I've waited, oh, so long I've waited, oh, so long And that's the end of this song