Here it is
You know how it goes
I didn't invent the wheel, I just made it better
Hey Alaska, are you ready?
It's a well trodden path
You've been down it before
A softly spoken intro
From a sex hotline whore
A buildup in tension
A beat to dance to
A tag line that will later be put on a t-shirt
All the way through
It's a drag race
Paper bag face
It's in bad taste
It's a drag race song
All my YAS gays
On your sad days
Sing a catchphrase
It's a drag race song
Insert seductive nonsense *here*
I could sing about fashion
Show my kibles and bits
I could belt like Mariah
But I'd rather play with my tits
Is this what you came for?
Paid to hear me lement
Oh, it's cheaper than therapy
But not by much I'd bet - no no
Cash, PayPal, or Venmo my pussy
It's a drag race
Paper bag face
It's in bad taste
It's a drag race song
All my YAS gays
On your sad days
Sing a catchphrase
It's a drag race song
Fierce
Slay
Walk
I'm in my heels
Fierce
Slay
Walk
I'm in my heels
Now here's the part
Where I sing about some other queens you may have heard of
Because I'm a team player
Ru is the mother
Her legs to the sky
Crystal's a stunt queen
And Gothy said bye
Blu is real shady
Viv is serving the face
Scaredy's just a baby
And I get the distinct impression
That Michelle Visage doesn't like me
Oh why me?
It's a drag race
Paper bag face
It's in bad taste
It's a drag race song
All my YAS gays
On your sad days
Sing a catchphrase
It's a drag race song
Fierce
Slay
Walk
I'm in my heels
Fierce
Slay
Walk
I'm in my heels