I'm Missus White Christmas I'm Missus Snow I'm Missus Icicle I'm Missus Ten Below Friends call me Snow Miser Whatever I touch Turns to snow in my clutch I'm too much! He's Mister White Christmas He's Mister Snow (That's right!) He's Mister Icicle He's Mister Ten Below Friends call me Snow Miser Whatever I touch Turns to snow in my clutch He's too much! (Thank you) I never want to know a day That's over forty degrees I'd rather have it thirty, twenty Then five and let it freeze! He's Mister White Christmas He's Mister Snow (Sing it!) He's Mister Icicle He's Mister Ten-Below Friends call me Snow Miser Whatever I touch Turns to snow in my clutch I'm too much Too much! I'm Missus Green Christmas I'm Missus Sun I'm Missus Heat Blister I'm Missus One-Hundred-and-One They call me Heat Miser Whatever I touch Starts to melt in my clutch I'm too much! He's Mister Green Christmas He's Mister Sun (That I am) He's Mister Heat Blister He's Mister Hundred and One They call me Heat Miser Whatever I touch Starts to melt in my clutch I'm too much! (He's too much!) (Heh, thank you) I never want to know a day That's under sixty degrees I'd rather have it eighty, ninety, one hundred's a breeze! Oh, some like it hot, but I like it really hot! He's Mister Green Christmas He's Mister Sun (Sing it!) He's Mister Heat Blister He's Mister Hundred and One They call me Heat Miser Whatever I touch Starts to melt in my clutch Ugh, too much Too much!