Once upon a time, there was a girl who had a dream She longed to reign over each pond, lake, and stream She said, "Every last river, and the deep blue sea All of it, one day, will belong to me They'll all call me Lizzie, the Ocean Queen And when I'm in power, I'll live in a tower In a palace of Prismarine" And true to her word She got in her boat and bravely sailed away But no empire, let alone one that floats Could ever be built in a day