You're gonna be my kid someday And I'm gonna take you to a ball game And we're gonna toss the ball in the yard Until we get bored and eat some ice cream And watch some TV 'til it's time for bed And i'll kiss your forehead and say hit the hay 'Cause you're gonna be my kid someday You're gonna be my kid someday It's gonna be fun when you learn to play And when the time comes we're gonna say words Like ball and no and juice and bird I'll teach you to burp and we'll laugh at the sound Oh i can't wait to see your face 'Cause you're gonna be my kid someday And your mamma's gonna love you too More than anyone could ever do - woo woo wOoo You're gonna be my kid someday day And we're gonna have the same damn name And if you're a girl we'll call you billy And kiss your belly and dress you silly And sing you to sleep with a sweet melody And do it all over again when you wake 'Cause you're gonna be my kid someday You're gonna be my kid someday With your mama's nose on your daddy's face And i hope you get her eyes and hair And skin and voice and pretty much everything else And not my hairy butt but if you do well that's ok 'Cause you're gonna be my kid someday And your mamma's gonna love you too More than anyone could ever do - woo woo wOoo You're gonna be my kid someday Real soon like almost any day now I'm gonna love you more than i know how But you're gonna teach me how to be now And we'll both probably be cryin' real loud When you come out and say I'm gonna be you're kid today And your mamma's gonna love you too More than anyone could ever do - woo woo wOoo