Well, I wish I had some heroin to make me feel so good And I'd go downtown to the dealer man and buy some if I could And hang out with my junkie friends like the loser that I am If I only had some heroin, I'd be a happy man Well, when I was a baby sucking my mother's breast I said, hmmm, this is mighty nice, snuggled against her chest But now that I'm a full grown man, no one to hold me tight I need a little heroin to help me through the night, yeah Oh, well, I never get no kisses and I sure don't get no hugs I just sit around with my buddies and we all do lots of drugs And talk about the good old days, when we were fine young men Hear my cry, I wanna get high, I want some heroin, yeah Well, I was raised in the Baptist Church, where everything's a sin Well, I had it all, to do over, well, I'd do it all again I know that Jesus loves me and I'm know that he's my friend But he can't help me near as much as a balloon of heroin, Amen Well, I wish I had some heroin to make me feel so good I'd go downtown to the dealer man and buy some if I could Hang out with my junkie friends like the loser that I am If I only had some heroin, I'd be a happy man, yee-haw