It isn't even christmas
But there goes that stupid song
It's Jingle bells jingle bells jingle all day long
It isn't even christmas
There's certainly ain't no snow
But here come Santa on his sleigh
With his stupid "ho ho ho"
Why can they wait till the date
Or at most a month before
Before mummy's kissing Santa Clause
In every stupid store
There're already playing Rudolph
And his stupid shiny nose
Why can they wait till christmas?
There's nothing wrong with christmas
I really do like christmas
But a christmas' song in august just blows
It isn't even christmas
But look out here they come
With arc that stupid angels
And that dumbadarabandum
It isn't even christmas
And they're playing deck the halls
Well there the ones i wanna deck
They really got some balls
Why can't those loones hold those tunes
Til christmas' time is near?
"Oh christmas tree" october three?
Is a big pain in the rear
They don't care about peace and good will
They just wanna make big bucks
One time as i remember
They started in november
Then october, then september
But a christmas' song in august
Really sucks!