I don't your jokes I laugh at the wrong times And I get nervous around pretty girls Or almost any girl I spill my drinks I trip over my feet I'm the clumsiest guy you'll ever meet And I always seem to lose my keys And sometimes I lose my mind So please don't remind me It's plain to see I'm never gonna be like you I can barely even tie my shoes But put a guitar in my hand and I'll write you a song That's what I can do That's all I can do And I'm not that street smart I even get scared to cross the road And this card in my wallet says that I can drive But my friends would rather stay alive I'm always running late or early But never on time And I always seem to get my words wrong And come across unkind When I'm not trying to be No I'm not trying to be So please don't remind me It's plain to see I'm never gonna be like you I can barely even tie my shoes But put a guitar in my hand and I'll write you a song That's what I can do That's all I can do You have this idea of what it means To be all grown up, and to have it all together But I don't And I won't Cause I'm never gonna be like you No I'm never gonna be like you