I relocated to build a home away from all the danger I realise this big was quite a changer But what could go wrong? My mind is at ease Living in the Midwest is gonna be a brease But I built my house on a flood plain I built my house on a flood plain I built my house and it started to rain All my stuff got wet, wet, wet How much worse can my life get, get, get So I rebuilt my house in a tornado alley I rebuilt my house in a tornado alley I rebuilt my house and the winds got rowdy All my stuff blew west, west, west How much worse can my life get, get, get So then I rebuilt my house on the prarie plains I rebuilt my house on the prarie plains I rebuilt my house and the grass fires did breach All my stuff did burn, burn, burn When am I ever gonna learn, learn, learn 'Cause those big blue farm skies Should bring down the rain And those big open fields Should stir up the wind And nothing helps a fire blaze Than dead dry prarie grass during a lightning storm Can I get a hurricane? (no) Mudslide? (no) Earthquake? (no) Large reptile? (no) What about some black dirt? (yes) Generous portions? (yes) Folks who're polite? (yes) Stars at night? Guess I'll rebuild my house Again