Party up (Iguana) (Cricket) Party up It takes four to do a line dance And three the flamenco Two the tango And one to do a lonely waltz My name is Leslie It's good to see me Come join me, I'll teach you the lonely waltz (Prepare the flesh) I see your troubles I know your struggles But if we fake it, we'll make it through the night Paint your face, comb your hair Don't you worry if they stare And let's work it out with a dance (Step one) Check your hands for debris Make your heart yearn for me If there's no goblins in the room, then we can start (Ooh) Jazz your hands all around your face (Like this, like this) Bounce your bum to the pace (Like that, like that)(Why me?) Four to do a line dance Three to dance flamenco And two to do the tango And one to do a lonely waltz Now let me drink my coconut water 'Cause this next part will last much longer (So start) Mind the art of eating peas Put a shock through your knees Lean your body to the right, bow your middle to the left March those knees like they're peppy As if no one wants to get-ee Thrust and punch, thrust and punch What's for lunch? (Lean cuisines) Tap that ginger, tap that brow Tap whatever you have around Tap your toes, I meant you tap your toes (eh) Now everybody knows You dance the lonely waltz And everybody craves Four to do a line dance Three to dance flamenco Two to dance the tango And one to do the lonely waltz