One-two-three-four
Let me tell you all a story
'Bout my run-in with the law
I was once picked up for rowdiness
Outside my favorite bar.
But before they could arrest me
And ruin my good name
I said, "C'mere kind policeman,
And hear what I've to say."
I said, "Hey officer!
Can I make you an offer, sir?
I'll sing a love song
Dedicated to you!
Anyone can tell
You discharge your duties well
So how bout I discharge a number
Dedicated to you?
Oh, I'll do a little dance
Right here on the sidewalk
Take your night stick in my hand
And show you how a pistol's cocked
So be a sport,
You can put it in your report
That I sang a love song
Dedicated to you!
♪
What's that, you say?
This won't do?
Would you prefer a little blues?
Ooooh, oh oh oh ohhhh
Oh... ohhhohohhhhhooooooh
Oh... Oh... Oho
Hey officer!
Did you like my offer, sir?
When I sang a love song
Dedicated to you?
Don't tell me no!
I saw you tappin' your toes
When I sang a love song
Dedicated to you!
Oh I did-did-did a little dance
No woman can resist
I know you're a sucker for romanc-take these handcuffs offa my wrist
Hey officer!
Uhh, why are you still putting me in the car, officer?
Didn't you like it when I sang a love song
Dedicated to you-u?
(Alright.) I mean. (.come on now.)
What do you mean we're going downtown? I live uptown
(Let's go.don't make me.) Tell what to the judge? Oh, he likes music?
Oh, la-de-yah-de-dah (...put the banjo down.)dah-de-dah-do-do
Zah-dah-da-maybe I'll play my fiddle for him for a little bit
Za-da-da-doh?(Very nice, that's very cute, I'm not amused. It's time to go.)
.Oh, how'd you like that officer?(.you're coming with me.) ...put that.
Just put that (.come on)Just-alright, buddy) jes-please-y'(get in the car)
Jes-don'-OH!-Well, ya don't have to hit me! Y'know, I'm just tryin' ta-
(Don't make me use force on you.)
Hhhhey officer! La-dah-dah-dah-(Come on. We're going downtown.)-dah
De-dee-dah-(Here we go.)-woahh