You're a mean one, Mr Grinch You really are a heel You're as cuddly as a cactus You're as charming as an eel, Mr Grinch You're a bad banana with a greasy black peel Oh you're a monster, Mr Grinch Your heart's an empty hole Your brain is full of spiders You have garlic in your soul, Mr Grinch I wouldn't touch you with a 39 and a half foot pole Oh you're a foul one, Mr Grinch You have termites in your smile You have all the charming sweetness of a seasick crocodile, Mr Grinch Given a choice between the two of you, I'd take the seasick crocodile ... You are so rotten, Mr Grinch You're a nasty wasty skunk Your heart is full of unwashed socks Your soul is full of gunk, Mr Grinch The three words that best describe you are as follows and I quote: Stink Stank Stunk