I got something in my head A plate of steel, oh, man, they said I was almost dead I got something in my eye I'd scratch it, but the cast has my good hand inside She's a pretty little catch I like the way her hair fits right inside her nurse's cap Her breath smells like gum Juicy, juicy fruit, if my jaw wasn't wired I'd have me some Nothing good happens to me Nothing good happens to me, yeah Baby, I'm shaking when you take care of me, but it's alright Yeah, it's alright Maybe I'll make it out, we'll just have to see that it's alright Yeah, it's alright The sun comes up and I'm alive She holds the door as the throng of visitors arrive And when it's dust she brings me treats The jello's old and warm but her face is young and oh so sweet Nothing good happens to me Nothing good happens to me Baby, I'm shaking when you take care of me, but it's alright Yeah, it's alright Maybe I'll make it out, we'll just have to see, yeah, it's alright Yeah, it's alright I will recover in the same way I learned to ride my bike I was five! ♪ The day it finally arrives The cast comes off and I am no longer mummified And there she is but there she goes Another patient rolls in just as the door swings closed And nothing good happens to me Nothing good happens to me, yeah Baby, I'm shaking when you take care of me, but it's alright Yeah, it's alright Maybe I'll make it out, we'll just have to see, that it's alright Yeah, it's alright Baby, I'm bleeding and I've broken my knees but it's alright Yeah, it's alright Baby, I'm faking and I won't have to leave and it's alright Yeah, it's alright It's alright (nothing good happens to me) It's alright (nothing good happens to me) Nothing good happens to me (nothing good happens to me) I wish that something good would happen to me, yeah Yeah